January 2012
361 posts
irenigg:
Rapper and part time pool stick Soulja Boy Tell Em found alive in his metro atlanta estate. Residents are hurt, puzzled.
Watchyellowmodelchiiick:
I NEED A PUNCIL
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i want to be lana del rey
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“It’s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the...”
– (via iatebokeh)
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“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
– Mae West (via fuckyeahbestquotes)
cashcrab:
Girlfriend Application
1. Rate your competitive Bop It Extreme skills on a scale of 1 to 10.
2. If the harness was 100% safe and reliable, would you be comfortable with being suspended 500 ft with me above a pool of magma?
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m0thra:
sourcechelseawoosh:
in orders to get your drivers license you should be required to complete rainbow road on mario kart without falling off once
that’s impossible
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“‘Why don’t you ever make the bed?’ For the same reason I don’t tie my shoes...”
– Jim Gaffigan (via poeticly-mad)
gothbaby:
i wrote “i hate black people” in japanese on my calculator and it was like 私は黒の人々を憎む and my teacher asked what it meant and i was like “math”
christianmingle:
my favorite part of the stupid hoe music video is when she holds up a bowl of pineapples for no apparent reason
textposter:
Sexually transmitted diabetes
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bigtimerussian:
denjail:
how the fuck do you even spell sara bareilies last name dear god this is hard
her last name is the reason shes not famous anymore
textposter:
im really hoping that the first girl president is also first gamer girl president
tabonell:
Typing Like This Is A Lot Of Work But Its Worth It In The End
textposter:
Like if u think u should have to be 21 to buy hand sanitizer containing Alchohol .
1612th:
Unless U Eeat Make Up U Wont Ever Be Pretty On The Inside … Bxtch
Doctor: I'm so sorry. According to you're results, you only have 6 months to live.
Patient: It's *your not you're.
Doctor: W--what? I don't understand.
Patient: Lrn2english.
Doctor: This is a verbal conversation. We are speaking.
